The <i> real</i> Connie Fondue!!!!
BushidoFox7:
I'm iming you with my other sn
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BushidoFox7: one two
three four peggy! BushidoFox7: five six seven eight
fudgcicles! BushidoFox7: nine ten eleven twelve rubberfishysquigglemuffins! BushidoFox7: ohm
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BushidoFox7:
pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: (put the money
in the hat, moron) BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: (open wallet.
pull money out. drop in hat. include credit cards if you feel so inclined) BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: my name is connie fondue BushidoFox7: mmm. fondue. oops i dropped the bread in. i have to buy drinks for everyone BushidoFox7: hmm.. ther're all so drunk anyways.... they wont
notice if i just put the fondue in some dixie cups and tell them its a very old vintage (like, super old) BushidoFox7: super salad? BushidoFox7: what's a super salad? BushidoFox7: ooooh BushidoFox7: soup or salad BushidoFox7: 'ok BushidoFox7: super water? BushidoFox7: super! BushidoFox7: whee! BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: fungle BushidoFox7: toptoptop! BushidoFox7: chowchowchowchowchowchowchowsquonkgetta
new fweeee BushidoFox7: no BushidoFox7: SPASLDKING OATHE AKAYBOUARE D IS FUN2! BushidoFox7: WHE'ALS! BushidoFox7: i'm on a rampage BushidoFox7: layeth the smacketh down BushidoFox7:
you know that funny song, popcorn, that goews like, du du du du du du du. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. du du di di da da di
da da da da da da da di di di du. anyways, here is my interprative typing of it BushidoFox7: dkfeijiavsliisfdailidskicvn 43q 98urfljkjlkdasvoiu4lijsdlkfjawfoijdfljsa;doj;ladskfjlkfkv
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fsfsdf ss too much sherryaldfdsfj;oifjsdlakfjd;sokjf;osdifuoasilfjasilhefosiduija sfjdsajf;saoif;saoiga;rgjosfdasfoiajsfiodau
sdf ooo that looks like saigon adofiujdsoakfjs;odfij;asfsdhoihg;aoilijadfsjlijdljdfsjlkfsdjffi o foi foi foi foi foi hoi foifoidoiogi
BushidoFox7: let's just enjoy the company
of my peggy BushidoFox7: oooh, your face is
so squeezy BushidoFox7: greg: i'm not sure
squeezy is the correct adjective, doug... BushidoFox7: wait wait this is so important BushidoFox7: i might just die if i dont tell you BushidoFox7: tiggly BushidoFox7: i MEANT TO SAY BushidoFox7: i am a mitten!!!!!!!!! BushidoFox7: there BushidoFox7: i said it BushidoFox7: now, tell no
one of my secret! BushidoFox7: or i will be
forced to--oooh look a kitty! BushidoFox7:
doug: "pet the kitty! pet the kitty! punch the kitty punch the kitty!"
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BushidoFox7:
tribal music of the tribla tribe BushidoFox7:
mish mosh paddly posh we're a ragtime band BushidoFox7: shish shosh maddly mosh stomp a magrime sand BushidoFox7: sleep soundly in the floor tonight BushidoFox7: but dont forget to write BushidoFox7:
because when you mop up the dog BushidoFox7:
you'll remember the natural log BushidoFox7:
tall tall tall lay tall tall tall lai BushidoFox7:
just remember to soak your pinkey in lye BushidoFox7: when the lye contacts your fat BushidoFox7: itll make soapy stuff to clean out the vat BushidoFox7: but then you cant clean cuz you've lost all your fat BushidoFox7: and you will resemble a fish skeleton mat BushidoFox7: eat that! BushidoFox7: no! BushidoFox7: otherwise you'll have consumed my appendix BushidoFox7: plashendix BushidoFox7: deedlydeedlydeedly BushidoFox7: gone with the roof BushidoFox7: turn
three times, then poof! BushidoFox7: titty
fo' lay! BushidoFox7: fol da-da dol da dol
da-da day! BushidoFox7: step on ur face BushidoFox7: then pace around the mace? BushidoFox7: racing past the tigglypomps! BushidoFox7: stompstompfigglybomp! BushidoFox7: greeeh greeeh! (that's teh sound of a 3 footed momerath chewing on a fuff!) BushidoFox7: fatfatfat! BushidoFox7: A Computer Virus! BushidoFox7: I'm
gonna eat yer FAT! BushidoFox7: my name is
pepper shaker BushidoFox7: my friend's names
are paper cup and orange BushidoFox7: right
fall right fall right titty fall lay BushidoFox7:
bumble BushidoFox7: snuffly! BushidoFox7: and... introducing.... BushidoFox7: your new fun host/hostess BushidoFox7: CONNIE FONDUE! BushidoFox7: and her best friend... BushidoFox7:
THIS IS JENN'S GREAT UNCLE THERBERT MC SHERBERT BushidoFox7: HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT JENN POSSESSES SUPER POWERS WHICH SHE HAS NOT REVEALED BushidoFox7: THE POWER TO FLY! BushidoFox7: THE POWER TO JUMP FAR! BushidoFox7:
ANNND BushidoFox7: THE POWER TO OPEN STUBBORN
JARS! BushidoFox7: hello! BushidoFox7: my name is connie fondUE! BushidoFox7: i just ate therbert mc sherbert BushidoFox7: cuz im FAT BushidoFox7: i'll dip myself in lye BushidoFox7:
and and make soap BushidoFox7: to wash myself
of his sherbertness BushidoFox7: ooo ice cream
fondue BushidoFox7: camera guy... come here.
i wanna EAT YOU AND TURN YOU INTO SOAP BushidoFox7: I AM A MUFFIN! never forget BushidoFox7:
never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: damn the font doesnt
get smaller BushidoFox7: crescendo BushidoFox7:
never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7:
never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: damn its not getting bigger BushidoFox7: and decrescendo BushidoFox7: never forget BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: ohm BushidoFox7: pliddli BushidoFox7: connie fondue will eat you BushidoFox7: run if you dont wanna become soap BushidoFox7: (screams the public, "aaaah i dont wanna become soap!) BushidoFox7: OH NO ITS CONNIE FONDUE! BushidoFox7: says connie in a fake pleasant voice, "IM GOING TO EAT YOU! BushidoFox7: a note from greg: needless to say, doug and jenn have hijacked my computer. these
moments of insanity are brought to you by: sleep deprivation, sugar, insanity, and the quadratic equation
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