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While Elisa was "away" on AIM, Doug and I signed on to Greg's screenname and assaulted her with 142 random IMs!!!

The <i> real</i> Connie Fondue!!!!

BushidoFox7: I'm iming you with my other sn

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BushidoFox7: one two three four peggy!
BushidoFox7: five six seven eight fudgcicles!
BushidoFox7: nine ten eleven twelve rubberfishysquigglemuffins!
BushidoFox7: ohm

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BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: (put the money in the hat, moron)
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: (open wallet. pull money out. drop in hat. include credit cards if you feel so inclined)
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: my name is connie fondue
BushidoFox7: mmm. fondue. oops i dropped the bread in. i have to buy drinks for everyone
BushidoFox7: hmm.. ther're all so drunk anyways.... they wont notice if i just put the fondue in some dixie cups and tell them its a very old vintage (like, super old)
BushidoFox7: super salad?
BushidoFox7: what's a super salad?
BushidoFox7: ooooh
BushidoFox7: soup or salad
BushidoFox7: 'ok
BushidoFox7: super water?
BushidoFox7: super!
BushidoFox7: whee!
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: fungle
BushidoFox7: toptoptop!
BushidoFox7: chowchowchowchowchowchowchowsquonkgetta new fweeee
BushidoFox7: no
BushidoFox7: SPASLDKING OATHE AKAYBOUARE D IS FUN2!
BushidoFox7: WHE'ALS!
BushidoFox7: i'm on a rampage
BushidoFox7: layeth the smacketh down
BushidoFox7: you know that funny song, popcorn, that goews like, du du du du du du du. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. du du di di da da di da da da da da da da di di di du. anyways, here is my interprative typing of it
BushidoFox7: dkfeijiavsliisfdailidskicvn 43q 98urfljkjlkdasvoiu4lijsdlkfjawfoijdfljsa;doj;ladskfjlkfkv dsijifasldfjsadljadfsljjrglkjklkagoifuoiljwtera.k adsjkf;dlsifuoiljvlkdjaslfkjadsofiudo;jvfd;ls fiuaodsifjw84848oigjsdfjas;jfslajfsfflhdsfjsd fsfsdf ss too much sherryaldfdsfj;oifjsdlakfjd;sokjf;osdifuoasilfjasilhefosiduija sfjdsajf;saoif;saoiga;rgjosfdasfoiajsfiodau sdf ooo that looks like saigon adofiujdsoakfjs;odfij;asfsdhoihg;aoilijadfsjlijdljdfsjlkfsdjffi o foi foi foi foi foi hoi foifoidoiogi
BushidoFox7: let's just enjoy the company of my peggy
BushidoFox7: oooh, your face is so squeezy
BushidoFox7: greg: i'm not sure squeezy is the correct adjective, doug...
BushidoFox7: wait wait this is so important
BushidoFox7: i might just die if i dont tell you
BushidoFox7: tiggly
BushidoFox7: i MEANT TO SAY
BushidoFox7: i am a mitten!!!!!!!!!
BushidoFox7: there
BushidoFox7: i said it
BushidoFox7: now, tell no one of my secret!
BushidoFox7: or i will be forced to--oooh look a kitty!
BushidoFox7: doug: "pet the kitty! pet the kitty! punch the kitty punch the kitty!"

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BushidoFox7: tribal music of the tribla tribe
BushidoFox7: mish mosh paddly posh we're a ragtime band
BushidoFox7: shish shosh maddly mosh stomp a magrime sand
BushidoFox7: sleep soundly in the floor tonight
BushidoFox7: but dont forget to write
BushidoFox7: because when you mop up the dog
BushidoFox7: you'll remember the natural log
BushidoFox7: tall tall tall lay tall tall tall lai
BushidoFox7: just remember to soak your pinkey in lye
BushidoFox7: when the lye contacts your fat
BushidoFox7: itll make soapy stuff to clean out the vat
BushidoFox7: but then you cant clean cuz you've lost all your fat
BushidoFox7: and you will resemble a fish skeleton mat
BushidoFox7: eat that!
BushidoFox7: no!
BushidoFox7: otherwise you'll have consumed my appendix
BushidoFox7: plashendix
BushidoFox7: deedlydeedlydeedly
BushidoFox7: gone with the roof
BushidoFox7: turn three times, then poof!
BushidoFox7: titty fo' lay!
BushidoFox7: fol da-da dol da dol da-da day!
BushidoFox7: step on ur face
BushidoFox7: then pace around the mace?
BushidoFox7: racing past the tigglypomps!
BushidoFox7: stompstompfigglybomp!
BushidoFox7: greeeh greeeh! (that's teh sound of a 3 footed momerath chewing on a fuff!)
BushidoFox7: fatfatfat!
BushidoFox7: A Computer Virus!
BushidoFox7: I'm gonna eat yer FAT!
BushidoFox7: my name is pepper shaker
BushidoFox7: my friend's names are paper cup and orange
BushidoFox7: right fall right fall right titty fall lay
BushidoFox7: bumble
BushidoFox7: snuffly!
BushidoFox7: and... introducing....
BushidoFox7: your new fun host/hostess
BushidoFox7: CONNIE FONDUE!
BushidoFox7: and her best friend...
BushidoFox7: THIS IS JENN'S GREAT UNCLE THERBERT MC SHERBERT
BushidoFox7: HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT JENN POSSESSES SUPER POWERS WHICH SHE HAS NOT REVEALED
BushidoFox7: THE POWER TO FLY!
BushidoFox7: THE POWER TO JUMP FAR!
BushidoFox7: ANNND
BushidoFox7: THE POWER TO OPEN STUBBORN JARS!
BushidoFox7: hello!
BushidoFox7: my name is connie fondUE!
BushidoFox7: i just ate therbert mc sherbert
BushidoFox7: cuz im FAT
BushidoFox7: i'll dip myself in lye
BushidoFox7: and and make soap
BushidoFox7: to wash myself of his sherbertness
BushidoFox7: ooo ice cream fondue
BushidoFox7: camera guy... come here. i wanna EAT YOU AND TURN YOU INTO SOAP
BushidoFox7: I AM A MUFFIN! never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: damn the font doesnt get smaller
BushidoFox7: crescendo
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: damn its not getting bigger
BushidoFox7: and decrescendo
BushidoFox7: never forget
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: ohm
BushidoFox7: pliddli
BushidoFox7: connie fondue will eat you
BushidoFox7: run if you dont wanna become soap
BushidoFox7: (screams the public, "aaaah i dont wanna become soap!)
BushidoFox7: OH NO ITS CONNIE FONDUE!
BushidoFox7: says connie in a fake pleasant voice, "IM GOING TO EAT YOU!
BushidoFox7: a note from greg: needless to say, doug and jenn have hijacked my computer. these moments of insanity are brought to you by: sleep deprivation, sugar, insanity, and the quadratic equation

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